{"id":202,"date":"2006-07-31T20:54:24","date_gmt":"2006-08-01T04:54:24","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2016-05-25T23:34:32","modified_gmt":"2016-05-26T06:34:32","slug":"non-lethal-genovese-syndrome","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mikeindustries.com\/blog\/archive\/2006\/07\/non-lethal-genovese-syndrome","title":{"rendered":"My Building Has Genovese Syndrome"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/blog\/images\/inline\/cleanme.jpg\" width=\"200\" height=\"128\" alt=\"\" class=\"rightinline\" \/>I love my condo building.  I really do.  It&#8217;s located in a great area.  Most of the residents are nice people.  I have the top floor corner unit.  My next door neighbor is hot.  I could go on and on.<\/p>\n<p>But someone spilled powdered laundry detergent in our one elevator <em>over a week ago<\/em>, and despite probably every single one of the building&#8217;s 50-odd residents using the elevator during that time, no one has cleaned it up.  It&#8217;s like non-lethal <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Kitty_Genovese\" target=\"_blank\">Genovese Syndrome<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Someone took the time to write a note with a bold red Sharpie asking the perpetrator to take responsibility for their spillage.  Another person took the time to take that note down.  And just today, I saw that the words &#8220;clean me&#8221; had been scrawled in the powder.  Cute.  Kind of reminded me of an extremely dirty white Honda I saw once, with the words &#8220;Also available in white&#8221; written on the window.<\/p>\n<p>So today I finally broke down and vacuumed the stuff up.  As one of the only renters in the building, I was probably the least likely candidate to care enough to do so, but what can I say.  It wasn&#8217;t even the detergent itself that was killing me.  It was the constant reminder that I live in a building of people too wrapped up in their own lives to deal with even 30 seconds of pro-bono energy exertion&#8230; myself included.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I love my condo building.  I really do.  It&#8217;s located in a great area.  Most of the residents are nice people.  I have the top floor corner unit.  My next door neighbor is hot.  I could go on and on. But someone spilled powdered laundry detergent in our one elevator <em>over a week ago<\/em>, and despite probably every single one of the building&#8217;s 50-odd residents using the elevator during that time, no one has cleaned it up.  It&#8217;s like non-lethal Genovese Syndrome&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[44,282],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-202","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-miscellany","category-original"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mikeindustries.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/202","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mikeindustries.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mikeindustries.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mikeindustries.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mikeindustries.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=202"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/mikeindustries.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/202\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mikeindustries.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=202"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mikeindustries.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=202"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mikeindustries.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=202"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}