Comments on: Join The Industry’s Trash-Talkingest Football League

By: Kevin Hamm

Kevin Hamm — Tue, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000

#1
Haiku this is not
Croft prefers accuracy
It’s called Senryu

#2
When thinking about
Prosperity in life’s game
always choose football

By: Jason Rutherford

Jason Rutherford — Tue, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000

I do. =)

By: Dan Rubin

Dan Rubin — Tue, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000

What no one realizes is how unlucky I am to have been selected…

By: Brian Ford

Brian Ford — Tue, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000

Dan is lucky I ruled myself out by admitting my ignorance of the foozeball, because my Haiku kicked ass — in an accurate sort of way.

;)

By: Dan Rubin

Dan Rubin — Tue, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000

OK, I’ll try to sneak one more in before ‘the drop’… though I just know someone’s building a Croft Haiku Automatic Comment Poster that’ll be up and running right before you guys vote…

Final Offer
My haiku skills wane
As the deadline looms closer;
Blue sweater haunts me…

By: Josh Byers

Josh Byers — Tue, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000

Coftie was crafty
While adorned in Charger blue.
Kicker, he picks first

I hear Billy Cundiff is due for a breakout year. Better grab him early…

By: Simon

Simon — Tue, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000

On Messr Croft:

    sweater of triumph
now the blue garb of defeat
    jeff is going down

On the inevitable:

   here's my forty bucks
as the Bus said to the 'hawks
    your arses are mine

By: Dave Simon

Dave Simon — Tue, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000

IKNFL
The pigskin challenge is on
Man I love football

By: Jason Rutherford

Jason Rutherford — Tue, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000

Between his tech toys
and flaunting flickr honeys
Croft found time to win?

By: Dan Rubin

Dan Rubin — Tue, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000

TouchÃ©, Mike.

#9 (Didier special)
Mike thinks Didier’s
a factor in this contest;
Italians be damned

By: Mike Papageorge

Mike Papageorge — Tue, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000

Meh, a double post for clarity: "you may be handled like one of those match fixing Italian footy teams"

By: Mike Papageorge

Mike Papageorge — Tue, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000

Hmm.. Dan, you may be considered like those Italian footy teams and start with negative points due to your association with Didier. I’d pump out more Haikooos to get outta the hole if I were you…

By: Dan Rubin

Dan Rubin — Tue, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000

Ah, good point Matt — thus, here’s a needed revision:

#1 (revised)
Mine is the best hai-
ku you’ll ever see about
Sir Croft of Django

By: Matt

Matt — Tue, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000

Crap, it’s jan-go, not d-jan-go, huh? Let’s try this.

Stick to web design
Django can’t choose your draft picks
well, not yet at least

By: Andrei

Andrei — Tue, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000

You pleebs ain’t ever gonna pass with this nerdy crap. Here’s how it works:

I’ve got a secret.
My balls are breathing freely!
Let’s hug it out, bitch.