Comments on: Most Ineffective Spam Opening Line Ever https://mikeindustries.com/blog/archive/2005/07/interested-in-tents A running commentary of occasionally interesting things — from Mike Davidson. Thu, 26 May 2016 06:34:36 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.8.3 By: hink https://mikeindustries.com/blog/archive/2005/07/interested-in-tents#comment-6825 Tue, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-6825 Damn. A punchline is only funny before you flub it.

]]> By: Brian https://mikeindustries.com/blog/archive/2005/07/interested-in-tents#comment-6815 Tue, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-6815 I thought it was internets. There’s more than one, you know.

]]> By: Ryan Parman https://mikeindustries.com/blog/archive/2005/07/interested-in-tents#comment-6816 Tue, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-6816 Yep… me too.

]]> By: Aaron Canipe https://mikeindustries.com/blog/archive/2005/07/interested-in-tents#comment-6817 Tue, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-6817 Yup, I got it.

]]> By: Mark https://mikeindustries.com/blog/archive/2005/07/interested-in-tents#comment-6818 Tue, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-6818 tick ….. tack ….. tick …. tack …. now you will feel a little dizzy, and tired ….. tick …. tack …. and you will believe everything I say …. tick ….. tack …. tick …. tack …. you like TENTS …. tick ….. tack …. tick …. tack …. from now on you believe everything in your mailbox …. tick ….. tack …. tick …. tack …. and you will build your own tents …. tick ….. tack …. tick …. tack …. by buying all viagra you can get from your mailbox …. tick ….. tack …. tick …. tack …. but you will still be left unsatisfied …. tick ….. tack …. tick …. tack …. because from the internet I learned that you yearn for MORE TENTS …. tick ….. tack …. tick …. tack …. so you will build your own camp site …. tick ….. tack …. tick …. tack …. and camp sites will conquer the WORLD …. tick ….. tack …. tick …. tack ….

]]> By: Bayous https://mikeindustries.com/blog/archive/2005/07/interested-in-tents#comment-6819 Tue, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-6819 Woah, Mark…Have you been ordering pills from this internet guy?

]]> By: Andrew Kaufmann https://mikeindustries.com/blog/archive/2005/07/interested-in-tents#comment-6820 Tue, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-6820 Why do I not get cool and fun spam like that? I might even buy a tent from them. Everyone can use a good tent. All the spam I get is either phishing or in a foreign language of some sort.

]]> By: Dan https://mikeindustries.com/blog/archive/2005/07/interested-in-tents#comment-6821 Tue, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-6821 I wonder if the tents are water repellant and stay dry and cool in all conditions. I wonder if they have air conditioning built in… :-)

]]> By: Jack https://mikeindustries.com/blog/archive/2005/07/interested-in-tents#comment-6822 Tue, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-6822 I got the same offer for tents.

Does anyone still call it the internet anymore? I think we’ve all grown so tired of talking about the ‘net that we refer to it ironcally as intarweb or the internets, etc.

]]> By: Nimai https://mikeindustries.com/blog/archive/2005/07/interested-in-tents#comment-6823 Tue, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-6823 The internet??? is that thing still around

]]> By: hink https://mikeindustries.com/blog/archive/2005/07/interested-in-tents#comment-6824 Tue, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-6824 Sorry Mr. Davidson, I think we got out inboxes crossways. >Ithis one is yours. ;)

]]> By: Orlando Web Design Dude https://mikeindustries.com/blog/archive/2005/07/interested-in-tents#comment-6833 Tue, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-6833 For me the most ineffective spam line is simple…

“Perform your best in bed”

I mean come on…HOW did they find out I am bad in bed? I’m not falling for that one again!

Had they said tent instead of bed then I may have opened the email though. Without hope of improving in bed, a tent is my last chance!

]]> By: flyguy https://mikeindustries.com/blog/archive/2005/07/interested-in-tents#comment-6831 Tue, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-6831 Probably sent from some really ‘camp’ guy, trying to ‘pitch’ another sale… arf!

]]> By: Jordan https://mikeindustries.com/blog/archive/2005/07/interested-in-tents#comment-6832 Tue, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-6832 Well, are you interested in tents or not?

]]> By: Matt Round https://mikeindustries.com/blog/archive/2005/07/interested-in-tents#comment-6830 Tue, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-6830 Tents? That’s nothing, for some reason a few years back I was constantly being offered large quantities of minerals from the far east.

After mentioning it online somewhere, I then got emails from confused people looking to buy large quantities of minerals. If I was more devious and entrepreneurial I could’ve made a fortune…

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